Being able to use and understand sarcasm is a sign of social competence.
I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word
"You’re a bitter man," said Candide. "That’s because I’ve lived," said Martin.
Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.
We need to send Justin Bieber to camp rock to get his ass sorted out.
|my english teacher:||your essay isn't very well put together|
|me:||my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations|